Kristen Stewart was recently cought having it off behind the back - not literally I hope - of lover Robert Pattinson with another bloke. Zzzz...
Who truthfully gives a werewolf's cock about either of them? As people, they are [almost] less interesting than any of their films. She looks like a cross between Bugs Bunny and an elf, whilst he just looks like he was beaten and abused as a child with the ugly stick. I thought people - especially teenie-boppers - only gave a fuck about looks? Apparently, Kristen claims it was a 'momentary indiscretion' despite the fact it lasted for months. A bit like saying that Jack the Ripper's killing spree was a short-lived mental hiccup.
The man in question is not much of a step up for Kristen either. Rupert Sanders resembles a creature you might find in 'Men In Black'. His eyes are so squint he must think reality is just an astronomical game of picture scramble. I reckon if you were to shoot him in the face with an AK-47 he'd register the pain, but overall it wouldn't make much of a difference. All that without mentioning bears or KFC.
Whatever comes of this, we are safe in the knowledge that they are all cunts.
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