There is currently a video which has gone viral - like every other video, of course, a one hour clip of myself recording my bedroom wall would probably go viral within fucking minutes - of the Australian cast of the 'Lion King Musical' breaking into full song during a commercial flight. This is apparently mind blowing.
The mere thought of being a passenger on that flight makes me feel relieved that I wasn't. I don't believe in God, but I feel like I should thank him for not putting me on that plane anyway. Why? Well, a bunch of Australians in full singing voice is not what I hope for when booking a flight. They would get right on my tits.
I don't give a fuck how talented they are, it's still an unnecessary racket. It's irritating enough to have to listen to a baby crying on board and it wouldn't be any less so even if it was in key to a fucking tune. That's basically what it's like to me - travelling on an aeroplane whilst a bunch of kids start shouting, crying and bitching in unison to the tune of 'Circle of Life' in mid-flight.
I know it may come across a bit harsh and distasteful, but it's a good fucking advert for Malaysian Airlines. I'd pay the pilot myself; 'how much would it take for you to get us "lost", mate?'.
