Two Twats Twatting on Twatter (that's Twitter to the mentally ill).

Apparently, Mike Skinner, the front man from The Streets, has been in a Twatter 'war' with some black guy, Leo, who is a contestant on The Voice and was formerly in The Streets, saying that Leo was only a 'session singer' and that he wasn't a full fledged member of the group, to which Leo responded angrily.

"YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE..!! HOW F**KING DARE YOU...SESSION SINGER..!!??? #EGOTISTICAL #ARSEHOLE" - Leo

I have no idea why Leo reacted in the manner that he did, but I guess being on The Voice would fuck with one's mood (a lot) so I'll give him the benefit. Really though, if I were in his shoes, the type of reaction I'd have for being told I wasn't really in The Streets would be one of fucking relief. The Streets are one of the worst music 'artists' of all time and I'm not surprised Mike Skinner needed a session singer because all he was ever able to do was talk complete pish in a painfully monotone and utterly tedious sounding voice over the same recycled drum beat over and over again.

Leo has bigger problems to worry about, like being on a heap if shit, Primary School talent show that nobody gives a flying fuck about. Mike Skinner should get off Twatter until he can remember the last time he or his 'band' were actually fucking relevant (which will take him longer than he probably thinks).

Mike Skinner - tit.

Actually, wait a second...

Scratch that 'one post per month' bullshit!

Everything I said in that last post is cool, except that one part. I'm just going to post whenever the fuck I feel like it about whatever the fuck I want and I'll do it however the fuck I want to.

Fuck yeah!

Now that, my friends, is a fucking plan!

It's 2014 (no shit, right?), here's the plan...

  As the year 2014 squeezes out from time's womb and into our lives (quite honestly, the worst metaphorical statement I have ever typed), I thought I'd give a long overdue blog post regarding my mission statement for RTAYOR! over this calendar year.

I had a lot of things to think about and many interests in 2013, which ate up much of my time, so I was unable to post regularly on my blogs. It started well but, gradually, I began to forget all about it as this other shit mounted up.

Writing/typing and sharing my opinions - as biased, incoherent, stupid, funny, sad, angry, pointless and/or serious as they may be - is a big passion for me. I really enjoy it. Last year was a bit of trial run to see how I'm going to format things. I experimented with different things, including separate blogs for individual topics, slightly varied styles of writing and even a few types of attitude towards certain musings. However, I think I have a format that I would be comfortable and happy with moving forward.

My plan is to have only one blog (this one) and update it once per month with every irrelevant opinion I have accumulated over the course of that particular month, no matter the subject. I'll be ranting about pointless stuff, whinging about serious things, reviewing shit like music, games and films and it will all happen on the same bullshit page in a style which matches the mood I feel in relation to the subject matter.

Boys and girls, it's time to get seriously fucking risky!

Let's do this, 2014!